Sunday, December 07, 2008
Funny Quotes at Church Today
Isaac: We decided to move closer to the front during the service today because they were having the Christmas Pageant and the boys wanted to see a little better. As we were walking, Isaac loudly pronounced, "I have BOOGERS in my ears!"
During Kids Chapel: Jon was working with the kids and was giving them a training session. He asked them if stomping on the floors was the correct way to walk through the church. As Jon demostrated the stomping on the wood floors another child (not one of ours) pronounced loudly, "STOP that stomping! It makes my privates hurt!"
Ewan: Jon was telling Ewan that maybe he could be in a pageant at church next year because he'll be in Kindergarten. Ewan looked at Jon and Jon continued, "You'll be six." Ewan glared at Jon and exclaimed, "I'll be six-one hundred. I won't be in a pageant." We have no idea what that means. It was funny, but maybe you had to be there.